Shitism

What is Shitism?


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The religion in which "shit" is praised.

The turd commandments are as follows:

1.Don't shit in a pit.

2.Don't poo after eating a vindaloo.

3.Don't grunt when you're having a poo.

4.Don't wipe with nettles.

5.Refer to yourself as a shitist.

"I say Agatha" said Reginald, "is this chap christian, or one of the Jews?

"I do decalre! Reginald, he is a shitist. He follows shitism"

"Capital." Regie responded

-source, Pride and Prejudice by J Austen

See shit, poo, turd


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