What is Shitload?
1.
more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.
I have a shitload of beer, but down at my friend's place, they have a whole fuckton.
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2.
meaning quite a few, a bunch, a lot, very many, more than you care to be able to count, more than you can count; a widely used exaggeration of there being far too many of something ~ not to be confused with a boatload or a whole fucking bunch
Holy shit man, that's a shitload of midgets in that parade.
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it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.
dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.
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The approximate calculation of a shitload is 743 lbs.
Whoa dude... Your girl weighs a shitload.
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The Shitload first became common usage during World War II. Farmers, who's sheds were previously full of shit were called upon to empty their shit-filled barns in order to allow for the making of weapons.
A Shitload refers to between 1 and 4 tons of equine or bovine excrement (that's horse and cowshit to you and me). More specifically Shitload describe the overfullness of the trailers used by farmers.
I've got a shitload of hay in my barn.
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A Whole lotta' somethin, more than a tiny bit, but less than a ton.
Shmekie629(5:37:09)PM:How much homework is a 'shitload' of homework? Too many people use this term, and no one knows how much it is. I myself have a lot of homework tonight. Possibly a shitload. But is it a shitload? Maybe it's a metric shitload. Maybe a crapload. I just don't know.
reiggnhardt (6:56:16 PM): a shitload of homework is when you have so much that your teachers own you enough as to where they actually do shit on your homework and expect you to do it
bad ass bitz (5:51:27 PM): or maybe any amount of hw is a shitload, because it's way the fuck more than i want to do
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not an actual unit of measurement, rather it is slang for the numerical value of 88. Thus while something can be a shitload of pounds that is not the proper definition, a shitload of apples would in fact be 88 apples, not 88 pounds of apples.
man: so how many men have you slept with?
woman: a shitload
man: slut...
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