What is Shitmas?
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A very bad christmas. You do not get any presents you like or don't get any at all. You spend your christmas somewhere you do not want to be.
I had a shitmas last year at my grandparents house; they didn't even give me anything!
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A very very loose minge.
When I went to shag this bird last night I had to tie a plank to my feet as her minge was like a clowns-pocket..