What is Shitmelon?
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The coolest word ever, invented 6 years ago by me by mistake during a phone conversation. Meaning is unknown, although some scientists speculate it is either a variety of melon resembling shit, or a shit so massive to be compared to the size of a healthy melon.
Holy shitmelon, Batman!
Random Words:
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When a female behaves illogicaly, irrationally, or generally insane for no apparent reason
"Jill and I had a great first date, but..