Shit-metal

What is Shit-metal?


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A sub-sub-genre of heavy metalthat contains various metal bands that suck complete and total ass.

Circumstances beyond the control of those capable of rational thought have given these shit-metal bands popularity amongst the sheep and devolved beings throughout the earth.

Dude #1: Hey, what the hell are we listening to? It sounds like an antelope shitting on a tin can...

Dude #2: Oh, this is the new Metallica album, St. Anger. Metallica went with a shit-metal sound this record, I guess...

See metallica, sheep, metal, shit, antelope


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