Shitmit

What is Shitmit?

1. A glove or mit that is completely covered in your own shit because you stuck your hand so far up your ass.

2. Describes a person behaving as if he just put on a glove or mit, and stuck his hand up his own ass.

"Man I just put on this glove and shoved my hand really far up my own butt. It was awesome!"

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