What is Shitnail?
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N. This describes when one does not wipe (in going to the bathroom) properly, and thus infestations of what was to be wiped are now pushed under the poor sap’s fingernail(s). (This term was begun by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show.)
“Yo Bill what’s that under your fingernail? You stupid ass, can’t you wipe yourself? Now you’ve got
shitnail .”
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After fingering your partners butthole, you now have shit under your finernails.
Hey get your shitnail away from me you butthole fingerer.
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Random Words:
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Whack off. Masturbate. Take Little Johnny Dancing Down at Knuckle Junction.
Sometimes I goto the 23rd Floor bathroom in the afternoon, ..