Shitnap

What is Shitnap?


1.

n. The act of taking a nap while sitting pants down on the toilet. Often happens after a long night of drinking, or just whenever the mood strikes.

v. the act of taking a shitnap. -ing,

Guy1: "I'm so tired, and I've got to take a shit."

Guy2: "Shitnap, dude... shitnap."

Guy1: "Good call, see you in about 45 minutes."

2.

A relaxed state induced from defecating and reading on a comfortable toilet.

I thought Megan might have died in the bathroom, but she was only taking a shitnap.

See pooping, bathroom, reading, relaxation

3.

n. 1. waking up in the middle of the night with the need to take a shit but not wanting to wake up, so you leave the lights off, keep your eyes closed, find your way to the toilet, sit down, shit, fall asleep on toilet. See also crapnap

Wife: "Honey, where were you?"

Husband: "I took a shitnap, dear. Go back to sleep."


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