What is Shitnik?
1.
A star defencemen for the Buffalo Sabres. Also known as Alexei Zhitnik.
Shitnik goes to get the puck, shitnik trips, the puck goes in his own net!
2.
1. One who shows a great deal of idiocy
2. To be suffering from
1. You fucking shitnik, you sat on my hamster!
2. Oh, I appear to be suffering from a case of the shitniks
