Shit-or-miss

What is Shit-or-miss?


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The inconsistent, unpredictable quality of the shitting experience at roadside gas stations and highway rest stops.

Every person will encounter a broad spectrum in their lifetime, from the sparkling clean place that smells good, to the dark, musty smelling place with a pair of shitty underwear on the floor, a few gay sex propositions scribbled on the wall and a paper towel dispenser that hasn't been refilled since the Reagan administration.

The outdoor appearance of the building doesn't always reflect what the restroom will look like. Even if a bathroom has a good reputation, that can all change with one truck driver in a matter of seconds. It's 100% unpredictable, it's shit-or-miss.

Rod: "Okay, take this next exit, I am about to shit my pants."

Richard: "Okay Rod sure thing."

Rod: "Hurry up Richard, my stomach is really bubblin'."

Richard: "Okay Rod, what'll it be, the Shell station, or the Texaco?"

Rod: "Which one looks the cleanest?"

Richard: "The Shell station does, but you never know Rod, situations like this are shit-or-miss."

Rod: "Just hurry up asshole."

See shit, highway, restroom, asshole, bathroom


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