Shitpants Edit Meaning

1.

A fashion disgrace commonly seen in inner city ghettos, trendy hip hop videos, and white/wigga neighborhoods where a gangsta or wannabe gansta busta-brown wears loose pants that look like they are carrying a bag of shit in their ass cuz they hang down so low. Also known as gangsta pampers.

"Excuse me sir, but you can't possibly hope to get a job with us wearing shitpants."

See gangsta, saggy, baggy, gangsta pampers, hip hop

2.

Shitpants is what happens when a person is affected by a trigger word or emotion which causes an almost immediate reaction in the bowels.

Highly unstable, the faeces produced has been known to react violently with certain peoples' clothing, Sometimes dissolving their pants completely. This, in most cases, causes the affected persons face to contort and their hands, brought close to the face, immitating the talons of a hawk, grasp in vein at any remnants of normality experienced just a peaceful moment ago.

Any third party witnessing this event would probably not hesitate to make it apparent to a peer that the said person is experiencing the dreaded 'shitpants syndrome', they would then proceed to point and laugh. This is thought by many to be the origin of its naming.

Really important people have had summits to discuss the situation regarding shitpants syndrome, some of them actually it experiencing it first hand during the meetings themselves.

Foreign ambassadors, Taye Atskeselassie, ambassador to the United States, and Dr. Mengistu Hulluka, ambassodor to Greece experienced it at the 2008 G20 Summit, provoking harsh reactions from human welfare groups.

A spokesman said, "This in no way has anything to do with what we're doing here. We are not going to let this stop us having a good time."

"That there man is experiencing shitpants syndrome!"

"Ahoy! I'm experiencing shitpants syndrome!"

"That shitpants..."

"Those men..."

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3.

when your ass-ring can no longer contain the chunk stench pushing against your taint and feces drips into your drawers.

Rocco, from Kennedy Middle School, circa 92-93. Rocco, a.k.a. "shitpants", took a massive shit in his pants one fine unsmelly day...well...we know that day turned out plenty smelly...thanks shitpants!

See shit, pants, rocco, middle school, gross