Shitpastry Edit Meaning

1. Needless and inadvertant acts of self harm such as ironing ones cock, vacuuming ones ear My God, the man's Mahonned himself! See ..

1. A number out of 10, 1 being mildy over-weight and 10 being so fat you lye naked in your bed all day waiting for a fire crew and paremedi..

1. That bit of skin between your nutsack and your pipe. Or your fanny and your pipe or whatever. Total waste of skin, usually wearing an ..