Shitpastry Edit Meaning

1. Where your kid or little brother/sister jumps on you to wake you up in the morning and you release gas. "My son woke me and Frank ..

1. Same as I'd hit it meaning I'd have sexual relations with that girl Wow! She's hot, I'd tap it!..

1. A lousy bloatware audio/video codec and software package created by Apple. Hrm, I need another plugin? ...load... Gah! Fuck QuickTime..