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The last person to date someone before someone started dating his/her eventual spouse.
First coined by the writers of 'Freakanomic..
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the subtle dance coaxing a girl into allowing you to plug the backdoor and also the act itself.
"My wife let me whip out the elect..
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The haggard condition of ones flaps after child birth.
"after my 7th child was born the Miss's had elephant-flaps"..