What is Shitprise?
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much like a surprise, this is something tangible that one person usually gifts to another, however the gift is usually in poor taste, or is a last minute regifting present and the receiving party generally considers it to be shitty...thus, a shitprise
girl: "did you get some good birthday presents?"
other girl: yeah, except for what my bf gave me...man, that was a real shitprise."
girl: 'bummer...at least you can still return it!"
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