Shitprise

What is Shitprise?


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much like a surprise, this is something tangible that one person usually gifts to another, however the gift is usually in poor taste, or is a last minute regifting present and the receiving party generally considers it to be shitty...thus, a shitprise

girl: "did you get some good birthday presents?"

other girl: yeah, except for what my bf gave me...man, that was a real shitprise."

girl: 'bummer...at least you can still return it!"

See surprise, gift, present, bummer


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