Shitpump Edit Meaning

1.

A useless person. Food goes in and shit comes out, that's all he does.

Bloggins is a shitpump.

See useless, dogfucker, thud, slug

2.

A person who's only reason to exist is to produce excrement.

Bobby's such a shitpump!

3.

a common household television set

After five hours of flipping around E!, FOX News and VH1, she shut off the shitpump and went to bed.

See television, tv, telly, boob tube

4.

a fucked-up loser who gets nothing right

Pl. Shitpumps

you forgot the shit again, shitpump

5.

a common household television set

After five hours of flipping around E!, FOX News and VH1, she shut off the shitpump and went to bed.

See tv, television, telly, boob tube

6.

The act of beating someone so badly at something that instead of “beating the shit” out of them, it comes out in such large volume that it is virtually pumped out of them, hence "shitpumping". Also applies to drinking: If you think you were out of it when you got "shitfaced", wait till you drink so many coors lights that your friends deem you "shitpumped".

“That all chick team seriously sucked at dodgeball, I could have shitpumped them on my own” OR “JS sure went off the chain last night… guy drank 14 Tecate’s, he was shitpumped.”

See wasted, pissed, pwned, owned, shitfaced, hammered, destroyed

7.

Full of shit. Constantly. What the person says is normally false, or useless.

Bloggins is a shitpump.

See bullshitter, liar