Shit&quit

What is Shit&quit?


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When one has a savior hate for their job and would like to quit but can not afford to. Instead of quitting one needs to be in fact be fired so he/she may collect unemployment. In order to achieve said goal, at the busies part of one’s afternoon he/she gets up and stand atop their desk, drop trou, and proceed to take a large steaming pile of shit on top of the desk and all it’s office contents. The Shit&Quit usually occurs most in a cubical based working environment.

Around the water cooler the next day… “Did you hear about sally? She went crazy and shit&quit on her desk! They escorted her out and fired her on the spot!”

See rage, unemployment, fun


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