Shits And Johnsons

What is Shits And Johnsons?


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n.

The two basic types of people in the world. The Shits are self righteous hypocrites that only look out for themselves and desperately crave power, status, praise, and the right to pass judgment on everything they disapprove of.

Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.

An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs.


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