Shitslide Edit Meaning

1. grabbing your dick while your hand is in your pocket and masturbating Jimmy's mom asked him why his hands were always in his pocke..

1. My fucking word...take it and I will kill you. We made the computer say w00talicious! See ali..

1. What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfrien..