Shitsplit

What is Shitsplit?

1.

The act of sharting whilst sporting a g-string causing the fecal matter to become disrupted by the interfering underwear and launch forth in two separate directions.

Dude! That erotic dancer just performed a shitsplit on my lap!

See assblast, crapflap

2.

Something so ball droppingly amazing that when you take to the crapper you will find to your amazement your shit has indeed been split.

Dude, Gary, did you check out E3 '08?

The Microsoft part was shitsplitting!

I had to change pants!

See shit, shat, split, splat
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