Shitsplosion

What is Shitsplosion?


1.

1. An explosion of shit.

2. Whatever event has the aftermath that gives one the impression that shit exploded.

Don't go in the third stall to the right - someone had a shitsplosion in there.

2.

The sudden, urgent, uncontrollable release of an enormous amount of shit, most frequently diarrhea. It is much worse and more violent than a shart. It can make you:

1. shit your pants.

2. doo dooon the floor.

3. dookieon any surface under or near you.

4. clog the shitter something awful!

It can also indicate: mass chaos; a conglomeration of fuckitude; a situation fucked up beyond all recognition, aka FUBAR; a Mongolian Cluster Fuck; when all fucking hell breaks loose.

I ate lamb curry last night and, an hour later, I had a shitsplosion so bad, I had to put my panties in my purse and haul ass from the restaurant.

Pam told everyone at the office she was screwing Tammy's boyfriend. When Tammy found out, there was a shitsplosion of apocalyptic proportion involving Pam stapling Tammy's ear to the floor, then yanking out her navel ring AND her weave!

That thirteen-car pile-up caused a hell of a shitsplosion on I-95 at rush hour yesterday.

My mom found my weed in my panty drawer, so there was a complete and utter shitsplosion at my house last night when she told my dad.

See diarrhea, shit, poop, conglomeration of fuckitude, fubar, shart, chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, dookie, doo doo, diarreah, crap, ass spasm, shite, clusterfuck, apocalypse, destruction, explosive diarrhea, assplosion, anal leakage, the runs, the shits, assgravy, hershey squirts, shitstorm, fuckup, all hell broke loose

3.

Explosive diarrhea that comes out of no where.

A long night of fun planned was suddenly ruined when my boyfriend had a Shitsplosion walking to the game.

See shart, crap, poop, shit, accident


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