What is Shit-stained Schumacher?


1.

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.

teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.

See cheerio, moustache, bastard

2.

A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.

Look, here comes a Shit-stained Schumacher. Let's roll the bastard and nick his dentures.

See dentures, waste of space


56

Random Words:

1. When you try to come up with an estimate for future values that are difficult to project Let us Questimate the sales / revenue projecti..
1. This is used as a synonym for "agreed", "for sure", "sure", "fo shizzle". The '0' in &..
1. When a man is sexualy attracted to a cow and wishes to fuck or plow it in the ass. example: "bryan stop plowin that cows ass and g..