Shitstantlies

What is Shitstantlies?

The immediate occurance of consuming something or an situation that will give you the uncontrollable, urgent necessity to take a crap.

I ate that burrito and it gave me the shitstantlies.

shit - stant- lies (lees).

See shit, shits, crap, explosion, diarreah

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