Shitstick

What is Shitstick?


1.

Comes from the spanish word "caga palo". Means a person who messes around to much. A fuck-up

That guy is a real big shitstick!

See shit stick, caga palo, asshole

2.

The device used to break a giant piece of shit into smaller pieces so it becomes flushable, usually a coathanger or wooden stick.

Quick! We'd better get the shitstick this one looks like its not going to go down on its own.

3.

When one epithet simply will not do, and you don't have time for two. A convenient combination of Shit Head, and Dip Stick, ShitStick is crude enough for all occasions in which either of the other two would have sufficed.

Screaming at your ex for not paying his share of the last electric bill, thereby causing shut off. Yelled back as you leave for the last time: "You ShitStick!" and you're out.

See shit head, dip stick, crude, epithet

4.

A stick used to stir or fling shit.

A non-gendered, non-specific pronoun which is also interchangeable with any noun.

1) I don't like Bob, he's a shitstick.

2) I was drunk last night and Shitstick walked me home.

See shitpump, him, asswipe, idiot, asshole, friend, buddy, pal, girlfriend, mom, dad, brother, sister, god, your dog

5.

An idiot. e.g. Cory and Trevor from Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

Why settle for a couple of shitsticks when you can have the whole shit trawler.

6.

Similar to HitStick popularized by Madden 2005 (and since). In the game when someone is HitStick they are bewildered and shaken from the event. ShitStick is farting around someone and having the same effect.

Matt: What is that?!

Jay: I definetaly reefed a fart at you...

Matt: Dude that sounded like a low flying jet.

Jay: It's my new ShitStick...enjoy.

See madden, shit, gas, fart

7.

A real dull, under annoying person

"Bob doesnt want to party, he's being a real shitstick today!"

See average Joe


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