Shittering

What is Shittering?


1.

Idiots who post their mental diarreah on Twitter 24/7 and shit all over the internet with ridiculous comments, and an ongoing commentary on their mundane lives.

Me, shittering away!!

I just took the biggest crap LOLZ

07:00 AM May 5th from web

I'm eating breakfast NOM NOM NOM

07:05 AM May 5th from web

OMG I have bad cramps from the pancakes for breakfast. *cries*

07:10 AM May 5th from web

Oh noes I need to take a shit again.

07:12 AM May 5th from web

I took a really good crap using Charmin toilet paper to wipe my arse!

07:15 AM May 5th from web

I am taking a shower.

07:20 AM May 5th from web

My dog farted...!

07:25 AM May 5th from web

I farted. LOLZ

07:30 AM May 5th from web

My dog took a crap on the neighbour's lawn.

07:35 AM May 5th from web

I'm going back to bed ZZZZZ

07:40 AM May 5th from web

See twitter, twatting, tweets, tweeting, tweet

2.

To post a "tweet" on Twitter while taking a shit.

I'm totally shittering right now. Aren't you glad I just told the whole world?

See twitter, shit, tweet, poop, toilet, internet

3.

Using Twitter or 'tweeting' while you you on the shitter "toilet".

I do most of my shittering in the morning while I take my morning dump.

See updating, blogging, facebooking, twitting


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