What is Shittering?
1.
Idiots who post their mental diarreah on Twitter 24/7 and shit all over the internet with ridiculous comments, and an ongoing commentary on their mundane lives.
Me, shittering away!!
I just took the biggest crap LOLZ
07:00 AM May 5th from web
I'm eating breakfast NOM NOM NOM
07:05 AM May 5th from web
OMG I have bad cramps from the pancakes for breakfast. *cries*
07:10 AM May 5th from web
Oh noes I need to take a shit again.
07:12 AM May 5th from web
I took a really good crap using Charmin toilet paper to wipe my arse!
07:15 AM May 5th from web
I am taking a shower.
07:20 AM May 5th from web
My dog farted...!
07:25 AM May 5th from web
I farted. LOLZ
07:30 AM May 5th from web
My dog took a crap on the neighbour's lawn.
07:35 AM May 5th from web
I'm going back to bed ZZZZZ
07:40 AM May 5th from web
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2.
To post a "tweet" on Twitter while taking a shit.
I'm totally shittering right now. Aren't you glad I just told the whole world?
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3.
Using Twitter or 'tweeting' while you you on the shitter "toilet".
I do most of my shittering in the morning while I take my morning dump.
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