Shitternet

What is Shitternet?

1.

The name that the World Wide Web adopts once you begin browsing it while sitting on the toilet.

I was in the middle of an intense flame war, and I really had to shit. I grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and continued the flame war while on the shitternet.

See shiternet, internet, world wide web

2.

Defined by Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance as "weak ass internet"

Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?

I cant post this tweet becuase of the fucking shitternet.

See internet, www, web, wifi, wan, lan, world wide web
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