What is Shitternet?
1.
The name that the World Wide Web adopts once you begin browsing it while sitting on the toilet.
I was in the middle of an intense flame war, and I really had to shit. I grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and continued the flame war while on the shitternet.
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2.
Defined by Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance as "weak ass internet"
Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?
I cant post this
tweet becuase of the fucking shitternet.
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a term best used to describe having projectile diarea in your pants
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To defecate. Also pinch a loaf, lay cable, take a shit.
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