What is Shittings?
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A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.
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(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?
Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.
Student 1: Damn..
(In a classroom)
Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!
Teacher: But u just went!
Student: But miss, i have the shittings..
Class erupts in laughter.
Teacher: Fine, go ahead..
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After sex your significant other urinates on you and then you kick him in the nuts, rub the urine back onto him and slap him in the face..