Shit-ton

What is Shit-ton?


1.

Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.

Kilby has a shit-ton of old NES games.

2.

Equivalent to 27.8 metric tonnes

"So I wakes up and the rear guard is still on the toodaggit, and they've got some shamanpotnentate hectoring about sag harbor spiritualism, some shit like that. Then he takes out a shit-ton of marbles and haywards them cocksure on the marble banister. And the haedies just go ape shit! I mean real antwan braedel spinning. Its raining a fuckin' Panama Special a moltov coctails, agent orange like screamin' mutant wackos out there. And that's where all this point zero bullshit started rolling..."

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3.

1. A large quantity

2. A quantity beyond measure

That is a shit-ton of homework.

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4.

Defined literally as 20 hundredshits, where one hundredshit equals 112 shits in the Imperial System (long or gross hundredshit) and 100 shits in the U.S. System (short or net hundredshit). Furthermore, a shit-ton-force refers to 2,000 shit forces, which is a hell of a lot (i.e. a shit-ton) of Newtons.

"We just received a shit-ton of corned beef from Europe."

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5.

An excessive or abundant amount.

I have a shit-ton of chicken marinating downstairs.

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6.

noun -- a unit of volume describing the amount of space one metric ton of shit occupies.

"I just ate a shit-ton of chips!"

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7.

when you have or need alot of something.

i have a shit-ton of work to do today.


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