Shittory Sputters

What is Shittory Sputters?

Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.

"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."

See shit, diarrhea, explosive, burning, spuds

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