What is Shittory Sputters?
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Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.
"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."
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a portmanteau of the words douche and threshold, the point at which a new acquaintance is irrevocably determined to be a douche.
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