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That person who keeps sending me really annoying emails.
If that emailomaniac sends me one more send-this-to-ten-people-or-else email, ..
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The proprtion of your wages that you earn while taking a turd at work. Professional defecation.
"15 minutes til lunchtime... Pass ..
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To take a lady up the wrong un
'Oh, Dave, i did this nasty bird up shitter last neet'
See up, shitter, anal, dirty..