Shitty Boyfriend

What is Shitty Boyfriend?


1.

a really really bad boyfriend who is atrocious at sex, lives far away from his girlfriend, has no penis, complains about having to go see her, and gets really jealous.

"It's gonna cost me too much money to go see you" -shitty boyfriend ex.1

"who's mike? you've never mentioned him before." shitty boyfriend ex.2

See shitty, boyfriend, mike, jealous, no penis

2.

A total dumbass; One who posts urban dictionary words and uses his girlfriend in the example; one who will never get head; one whose girlfriend would probably not have to practice oral sex on bananas but rather baby carrots, tootsie rolls or snack-size snickers bars.

Jared smells like a vagina. He's a shitty boyfriend.

See boyfriend, dumbass, jared, banana


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