What is Shitty Fingers?
1.
When it is late at night, and you can't call out to anyone, or no one is home and you take a dump and there is hardly any toliet paper left, and you try to use the last little bit and you get shit all over your fingers.
Guy: Man got no toliet paper left!
Guy: Man, got shitty fingers.
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2.
The result of the process of removing a condom after having anal intercourse with a female, or if you're into it, a male, partner.
Dave got shitty fingers after fucking some chick up the ass in St. Louis.
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3.
this is what someone who fingers their own arsehole has.
jonny get ur shitty fingers away from me you fucking 12 year old shagger
