What is Shitty-cocked?
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The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.
I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.
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girl/guy who raids opposite sex hamper for undies to sniff and/or masterbate with.
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