Shitvelope

What is Shitvelope?

1.

An envelope containing faeces (shit), the primary purpose of which is to upset its recipient. Could be thought of as a harmless relation to the letter bomb. Sending one most likely constitutes mail fraud in most jurisdictions.

I sent a shitvelope to Jack Thompsonbecause he is such a total, utter, fucking asshat.

See letter, bomb, shit, jack, thompson, envelope
100

Random Words:

Lumpuckeroo
1. an unidentified disease you get from kissing. You better watch out kissing that boy. You'll get the lumpuckeroo. See kissing, mon..
Read more
Keg Patrick's Day
1. The Saturday closest to St. Patrick's Day when it falls on a boring weekday. This may include a city parade where everyone drinks, ..
Read more
Funk Shake
1. A particular beverage invented by Bootsie collins two months before the funk died on July 2nd 1979. a funk shake gives the consumer th..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free