Shitvelope

What is Shitvelope?


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An envelope containing faeces (shit), the primary purpose of which is to upset its recipient. Could be thought of as a harmless relation to the letter bomb. Sending one most likely constitutes mail fraud in most jurisdictions.

I sent a shitvelope to Jack Thompsonbecause he is such a total, utter, fucking asshat.

See letter, bomb, shit, jack, thompson, envelope


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