What is Shitwaffle?
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adj - the state of being that results from a high velocity impact with a broad blunt object, such as a wall.
v- the act or occurence of impacting a broad, blunt, object at high velocity
If we had hit that tractor trailer, we'd have been shitwaffled!
You ass! You almost shitwaffled us!
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