What is Shitwagon?
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Any kind of deteriorated vehicle, usually the kind that mom and dad make you drive in high school. Popular shitwagons include the Chevette, Pinto, Yugo, Festiva, etc.
"You got a car, dude?"
"Yeah, but it's a real shitwagon."
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A car in piss poor condition that not even a hobo would sleep in. Usually smells like the county landfill from it's previous owners' offspring spilling soda and crapping their pants in the backseats. Called a shitwagon because of it's similarity to what a farmer hauls fertilizer in.
Jim's car is a total shitwagon.
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The act of jacking off in the shower.
I took a shower last night and it took me 20 mins to impregnate the drain.
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