What is Shitweasel?
1.
An alien parasite that grows in the bowels, causes massive amounts of gas that smells like rotten bananas, and eventually eats its way out through your asshole.
Holy shit, what's that smell?! OH MY GOD, WHAT'S COMING OUT YOUR ASS?!?!
2.
Like a scumweasel, but clever and much more likely to do you harm.
When that shitweasel Delbert comes knocking at your door with a fist full of Amway brochures ranting about "bidness oppertunetties", bar the door, hide your money and go for your gun.
3.
An animal or person who is sly, sneaky, and opportunistic. Someone who is looking to slip their way into a situation and make it shittier.
"Your friend is such a shitweasel, every time he comes over, he creates drama by asking questions and exploiting their answers to upset people."
"My cat is the ultimate shitweasel. He somehow manages to open the door to my bedroom and urinate in the corner, even though I am very vigilant about keeping it closed and locked."
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4.
A shitweasel is a term for an ass kissing co-worker or otherwise lowly, groveling person.
"Maggie gets her work done and more, but I still don't trust the shitweasel bitch."
"That shitweasel tried to pick-up on me, I told him to come back when his balls drop."
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