Shitwig Edit Meaning

1.

(n.) the act shaving someone's head, then dunking their head in a bucket of feces so that they're absence of hair is covered by a makeshift "shit-wig." The act of shitwigging is most often and easily performed on the massey . his slothlike behavior and incomparable laziness make him an easy target for a daily shitwigging.

Did you see Robbie gave the Massey another shitwig?

Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?

See Robbie

2.

A tenured Economics professor.

Pretrial discovery is beginning -- have we hired a shitwig yet?

See hoze

3.

Someone who has a bad haircut.

Oi, Shitwig. What you up to tonight?

(Usually used when refering to mates)

See Dave

4.

Awfully bad barnet, often referred to as 'Shitus Wiggus' or 'Wiggy'.

Seen most often on professional footballers, or lesbians.

Think the term eminates from Russia where people would often cover their head in shite in order to improve their look.

That is one badass shitwig, you should cut your barnet