Shityrail

What is Shityrail?


1.

Undeniably THE worst public transport system in the world, and an absolute embarrassment to Australia. The metropolitan train network in Sydney - which might get you where you're going... eventually; but you'd be quicker and safer walking. A third-world country in the middle of a civil war could still manage to run a better rail service than ShityRail.

"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... is running approximately ...TWENTY-FIVE... minutes late"

"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED - Please catch the 8:30am service"

"The 8:30am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED. Thank you for using ShityRail"


48

Random Words:

1. To urinate into one's rectum during anal sex. I wanna give her a flood in the basement. See PP..
1. When seen with a group of bad looking women, often spotty, overweight, smelly or have a bad sense of fashion. "Hey did you see And..
1. A fat nerd with no life and only F's. The bastard is a wanker. If you are an Onno, you will become dead virgin. I saw an Onno, bu..