Shityrail

What is Shityrail?

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Undeniably THE worst public transport system in the world, and an absolute embarrassment to Australia. The metropolitan train network in Sydney - which might get you where you're going... eventually; but you'd be quicker and safer walking. A third-world country in the middle of a civil war could still manage to run a better rail service than ShityRail.

"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... is running approximately ...TWENTY-FIVE... minutes late"

"The 8:00am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED - Please catch the 8:30am service"

"The 8:30am service to ...CENTRAL... has been CANCELLED. Thank you for using ShityRail"
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