Shiv!

What is Shiv!?


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punishment doled out to friends and enemies alike for the crime of being a wuss or ignoramus. the stab-ee receives a stiff thumb jabbed into the ribcage while the stabber yells 'shiv!', pantomiming the act of brandishing a makeshift blade fashioned from a prisonhouse toothbrush.

you: "shiv!"

your wussy friend: "ow! my wussy ribs!"


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