What is Shiv!?
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punishment doled out to friends and enemies alike for the crime of being a wuss or ignoramus. the stab-ee receives a stiff thumb jabbed into the ribcage while the stabber yells 'shiv!', pantomiming the act of brandishing a makeshift blade fashioned from a prisonhouse toothbrush.
you: "shiv!"
your wussy friend: "ow! my wussy ribs!"
Random Words:
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One who fulfills the role of guardian with love, patience, shmexiness, and flat out awesomeness. The bestest boyfriend in the whole worl..