What is Shive Physics?
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The special brand of "normalicy" applied when reading the web comic El Goonish Shive. This includes, but is not limited to, transformational guns, duplicates, shapeshifting, alternate universes, gender manipulation, animé-style energy attacks, animate goo, human pheromones, wanton genetic manipulation, animé-style feminine hammers, magic in general, talking squirrels, infinite amounts of one-button remotes, demonic ducks of some sort, and aliens. This phrase can be similar in use to "A wizard did it" when reading 8-Bit Theater.
"How can Ellen shoot that beam out of her hand?" "Shive Physics."
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Oral stimulation of the female genitalia.
When I went chillin' in the soup, I got one of her pubes stuck in my teeth.
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