Shiver Me Timber

What is Shiver Me Timber?


1.

Slob on my log; Blow me.

Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.

Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.

OLD PIRATE ON SHIP: "Aargh. SHIVER ME TIMBER, matey!"

NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"

See sexual innuendo, metaphor, fellatio


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