What is Shivers The Ninja?
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Me.
My character.
A ninja with dog ears like that of
Co-hosts with Zahra on The Happy Review Hour, an upcoming
Zahra: We'll be right back after this word from our sponsors...
Shivers/Zahra: SO STICK AROUND!
*screen goes blank*
.......
Shivers: *through darkness* Um... Zahra, we don't *have* any sponsors.
Zahra: Oh yeah. Um...
*crickets chirp*
Shivers: Can we just get back to the show now?
Zahra: Yeah, that might be a good idea.
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the kind of sex you have while swinging on the ceiling fan, riding on the hood of the car, or rafting whitewater.
I wore him out with a..
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You can imagine the minute preportions of a gnats sexual organs.
As soon as she found out I was hung like a gnat, she wanted nothing to..