What is Shizerfest?
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One of the most intense, and audibly savage bands on the face of the planet. These underrated advocates for the damned wander through night spreading their disease ridden death metal, scorching the tits off any whom they encounter. Notorious on the underground corpse metal circuit for their use of mind shattering riffs and violent solos. Over the last four years, they have lost, and replaced 7 of their 8 members. Possibly the most hateful and evil bands in existence.
-"Hey Jimmy! did you see the new SHIZERFEST album cover?"
"Ya, my eyes bled for four days straight!"
-" All who have joined in the church of SHIZERFEST will sell they're souls to invest in the stockmarket of doom"
-"W.W.S.D"
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