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When you have sexual intercourse with a spider.
-So was it a brown recluse you arachnafucked, or a black widow?
-Neither, you smug ass..
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Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girlswhile doing it.
I just saw a member ..
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A twisted plan devised for ball parks, in which the custodian essentially saws a bathtub in two, drills it to the wall, and expects men ..
