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A ceramic lamp that has a short in the wiring, covered entirely in duct tape.
Joe: That Butt-Ass Lamp is so cool. Where did you get it?..
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While you are giving her the shockeryou start rubbing her clit with your thumb until it makes her juice
I gave her the juice maker unti..
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Making an addendum to an initially highly contrived lie to make the initial assertion seem more true, yet which ultimately has exactly t..