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When you use either your shit or someone elses shit as lubricant to masterbate.
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John: I ran out of lotion to jack-off last night s..
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A software development term in which you perform optimization of a program by the removal of key features.
Remember we don't want ..
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Not buying the latest and greatest, making do with what you have, because you have more important places to put the money, such as your..