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Easter... when Jesus rose from the dead... and we all know what a person is when he rises from the dead...
Taken from Cyanide and Happi..
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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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When You Have Explosive Diarrhea.
Yo greg thought he was next in line to shoot in beer pong, until he realized he had the Dirty Dynamit..
