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I love you so fucking god damn much it hurts.
Me: HOLLA !
Him: Heya. :p
Me: Hru today?
Him: Great.
Me: Shit, gtg my mom is bitching..
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A fascinating alcoholic beverage consisting of Corona and tequila. To make a Hector Bomb, 1) fill a glass with half a bottle of Corona...
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When you are married and use your imagination to picture yourself with someone else.
Sue: He is so cute, I wish I could go out for a d..