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The saddest words of tongue and pen...
"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!..
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Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.
No, I am sorry you may not..
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When your girl fills her mouth with a cold glass of milk, then sit on her face and dunk your balls in and out of her mouth.
The dunkin&..