What is Shlambasted?
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When your day has gone completely out of control, and the only logical thing to do is get incoherent drunk. This is the combination of getting
"I had a totally terrible day. I walked in on my gf cheating, got fired, thrown out of my house, and diagnosed with crabs....let's get SHLAMBASTED"
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1. adj. Ugly enough to be scary.
2. n. Someone or something so ugly that the unexpected sight of he/she/it causes brief fright.
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Almost having sex, but having the universe dick you over in some way. Like, so close that, could you freeze-frame the moment and displac..