What is Shlambasted?
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When your day has gone completely out of control, and the only logical thing to do is get incoherent drunk. This is the combination of getting
"I had a totally terrible day. I walked in on my gf cheating, got fired, thrown out of my house, and diagnosed with crabs....let's get SHLAMBASTED"
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whatever beer is on sale for the week, eh.
Billy: Hey Jimmy, I'm runnin to town. Ya want somethin?
Jimmy: Oh ya, just some yooper..
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Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.
There was no chicks at the party so..
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verb: to receive a blumkinwhile eating a sandwich.
Man I just met my girl in the bathroom with a subway sandwich and I got an Uber blum..
