What is Shlambasted?
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When your day has gone completely out of control, and the only logical thing to do is get incoherent drunk. This is the combination of getting
"I had a totally terrible day. I walked in on my gf cheating, got fired, thrown out of my house, and diagnosed with crabs....let's get SHLAMBASTED"
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A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..
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When a woman goes home and lights some candles and unties her bathrobe and begins to rub her vagina like the world is about to end using..