What is Shlambasted?
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When your day has gone completely out of control, and the only logical thing to do is get incoherent drunk. This is the combination of getting
"I had a totally terrible day. I walked in on my gf cheating, got fired, thrown out of my house, and diagnosed with crabs....let's get SHLAMBASTED"
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When a girl is giving head and the guy's about to cum, the girl chomps down on his dick and the cum squirts out into her mouth.
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A really filthy hand job.
Its not the one you want, but it's usually the one you get.
"Dude, i was with this chick last nig..
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When you're so drunk you have to close one eye to concentrate, esp, when texting
-Dude I'm sooo dunk right now
- yea you are..